Hi! Welcome to Tigger Bitties! We’re not quite open yet, but I’d be glad to do just about anything to make your visit pleasant!
Patricia? Patricia! It’s me, Claudia! What the fuck is going on?
Oh! Oh hi, Claudia! I didn’t recognize you! <giggle> I’ve been kind of out of it lately.
You didn’t recognize me? Fuck, Patricia, have you looked in a mirror? You close your restaurant, disappear for weeks without telling any of your friends what’s up, and then your place reopens as some kind of Hooter’s knock off! I just came in to see if the new owners knew where you went! I never dreamed I’d find you here in your underwear!
Do you like them? It’s part of the franchise’s theme! Hot chicks in sexy undies! I don’t know why I didn’t do this years ago! Selling to BTI was the best thing I ever did!
BTI? What’s that? Patricia, what’s going on?
BTI is the company that bought my restaurant! They own all the Tigger Bitties restaurants and they hired me to be the hostess of this one! Lucky! Here comes my boss! I bet he can explain it better than me. And maybe he’ll even offer you a job!
Wait….what? What is that thing? You can’t just….can’t just…….god that feels good….<giggle> What was I saying?
Hi, welcome to Tigger Bitties! I’m Patricia! Claudia will be your server tonight.
Hi! I’m Claudia! I’d be glad to do just about anything to make your visit pleasant!